With Zippy Newt Food, Newton transforms from a lethargic little four-inch newt into a five hundred-pound monster. Newton wants above all else to be the best, most loyal, most entertaining pet ever. It's touching how much he desires to be loved. He sat in that dank smelly pet store for six months watching everyone take the pretty pets. He decided if he was ever chosen, he's dedicated his life to pleasing his master, whether his master wanted it or not.