Human Cloning: Dangerous. Amoral. Hilarious.


Unfortunately, the secrets of the world’s most expensive and ambitious cloning project remain a mystery. A secret mystery best revealed in the form of a hit animated teen comedy from MTV and Corus Entertainment’s Nelvana. Rumors of a so-called “Clone High, U.S.A.” began sixteen years ago, when a renegade band of scientists allegedly dug up history’s most celebrated personalities, extracted their DNA, and cloned them. Now these historical figures are teenagers, and are being secretly monitored as they attend high school in a secret planned community… which begs the questions: if it’s so secret, how do we know about it? And why is this press release being sent out? And why will it be broadcast on international television? The answer to this question, and any other question that has ever haunted you will be answered this Fall. Answered with laughter. Until then, remember: if you take anything away from this, let it be this: Clone High is a secret never to be divulged to anyone.